Of course, horses are far too sensible to make New Year’s resolutions. But if they did, which ones would they make…?
Well, not before a show, anyway. So long as it’s important show. Like a Horse of a Year Show qualifier. Or HOYS itself…
But the straw is so delightfully crunchy!
Although I’ve learned lots of interesting new words.
There are fewer of them these days anyway, now they cost 5p.
So long as I get fed first.
Most of the time. And if she brings enough pony nuts to tempt me.
But it takes two to tango and if she presents me wrong at a fence I will slam on the anchors.
Although she’s just the right height and soooo comfy.
The only one any horse is likely to keep.