If you’re singing along to festive classics this Christmas, spare a thought for horsey folk, who may have an entirely different take on seasonal songs.
That’s because you don’t have to get up at 5am to do the horses.
The horse owner’s worst nightmare.
Actually, another horse would be nice.
I’ll have to go and break the ice in the water trough.
How impractical. A Musto and a pair of Dubarrys please.
Because I knocked them out falling off the darned horse.
Someone call the RSPCA.
Until, aged seven, I got a paintbox instead of the pony I’d asked for.
If you think I’m tacking up the horse in this!
I gave mine to my horse. And he has it still.